Interview with a Merman By Good Gnus Bad Gnus Fake Gnus  Oct. 7, 2017 After hearing reports of mermaid sightings, on both the Atlantic and Pacific coasts of the United States, Good Gnus Bad Gnus Fake Gnus scoured the eastern and western seaboards. Finally, after weeks and much toil, one of our team members located a merman on a small beach on northern California's rugged coast. The precarious climb down the rocky cliff was well worth the effort, and we proudly present to you the interview that took place with Ariel the merman. Interviewer:  It’s not every day that I have the opportunity to speak with a merman. Ariel:  Oh, why’s that? Interviewer:  Because mermaids and mermen are very seclusive. Ariel:  What are you talking about? I come to this beach almost every day. Interviewer:  Well, it’s hardly accessible. Ariel:  Are you daft man? The ocean is right there. [points] Interviewer:  Yes, of course. I would like to ask you about your name. Arie

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Gordon Ramsay Serves the News   By Good Gnus Bad Gnus Fake Gnus  Oct. 1, 2017 Chef Gordon Ramsay was faced with a dilemma when a group of peace loving gnus entered his restaurant in Soho today. The gnus, who have asked to remain anonymous, were seated by the maître d' and shortly afterward driven into a state of panic when Chef Ramsay exited the kitchen wielding a meat clever. We interviewed the famed chef who said, “There was a bad fucking smell in the air. I knew it could only mean one thing, gnus! I had to grab the alpha bull by the horns and wrestle him to the ground before the rest of them went running.” When asked about the meat clever, he denied ever owning one. ”I’m an animal lover,” he said, “but I refuse to serve gnus.” Our investigative team at Good Gnus Bad Gnus Fake Gnus, acquired evidence from the restaurant which reveals that Ramsay had clearly lied and that gnus are presently being served. One could clearly see Le Gnou Bleu on the menu. Transl