Gordon Ramsay Serves the News By Good Gnus Bad Gnus Fake Gnus Oct. 1, 2017 Chef Gordon Ramsay was faced with a dilemma when a group of peace loving gnus entered his restaurant in Soho today. The gnus, who have asked to remain anonymous, were seated by the maître d' and shortly afterward driven into a state of panic when Chef Ramsay exited the kitchen wielding a meat clever. We interviewed the famed chef who said, “There was a bad fucking smell in the air. I knew it could only mean one thing, gnus! I had to grab the alpha bull by the horns and wrestle him to the ground before the rest of them went running.” When asked about the meat clever, he denied ever owning one. ”I’m an animal lover,” he said, “but I refuse to serve gnus.” Our investigative team at Good Gnus Bad Gnus Fake Gnus, acquired evidence from the restaurant which reveals that Ramsay had clearly lied and that gnus are presently being served. One could clearly see Le Gnou Bleu on the me...
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